Я намагався пописати у зовнішньому спорожнення, але в кінцевому підсумку замість цього писяв на мене на ноги

I'm so so sorry I've neglected you lovelies recently! As you may know, the breakup from my last relationship put me on a hideous mental health rollercoaster where just keeping up with a basic online life was testing enough, let along keeping up with the ‘extra' places people can see me! So I hope this pee with a bonus boobie play is the start of a suitable apology! During a busy day doing some much needed home improvements & gardening, the amount of coffee I'd consumed caught up with me & I desperately needed to pee! So after checking for my neighbour‘a car to see if she was in, I pulled my shorts down & tried to aim into the drain outside my bathroom window. Was I successful? At pissing? Yes! But pissing in the drain? Oh hells no! I completely soaked my feet! Hahaha. So I stopped mid flow, turned around in the hope of a better aim, but just covered my feet some more! Haha. Thinking I was making a video for xHamster, I then played with my tits until I'd hit the 5 minute mark